They see me rollin’
They hatin’
Patrollin’
And tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty.
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty.
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty.

Dirty Microbe
Price: $15 USD

Wocka-wocka-wocka! Wocka-wocka-wocka! Wocka-wocka-wocka!

Didn’t understand that? Well then, you clearly need this shirt. There’s something great about retro video games and it always brings up a great conversation no matter who it’s with.

Etsy
Price: $14.99 USD

Zombies + Ice cream = Awesome t-shirt. Comes in a t-shirt and hoodie.

Cotton Facotry
Price: $15 USD / $30 USD for Hoodie

How very clever for a shirt. I think I had a dream about scanning a zebra once.

“This was just one of those straight-outta-the-head designs. One morning there I was, brushing my teeth and blinking a stubbon contact into submission when suddenly WHAMMO: Zebra. Barcode. Bamboo. Do zebras even cohabitate with bamboo? Doubt it. Do the markings of a zebra, in turn, possess any relation to the stripes on a barcode? Visually, well sure, but functionally?”

Linty Fresh
Price: $17 USD

We like this one because it reminds of Bomberman minus the bomb that kills you because you accidently box yourself in. Printed on AA and comes with many freebies.

Oddica
Price: Onsale for $20 USD or less

Insanely Great Tees brings us Retro Futurism and who doesn’t love a Robot Tee?

Insanely Great Tees
Price: $17

While this shirt may be a bit pricey, it’s definately worth it! The asian influenced art makes this one a 5/5! And don’t forget about all the freebies you get as well.

“In Japan the goldfish is a national symbol of good luck. We think that you’ll need it if you want to buy this tee, as they are going to swim out the door…well I’m not sure if the internet has a door, but they’ll swim somewhere, and if you’re not quick it won’t be to your house!”

People Like Us Collective
Price: $69 AUD ($59.75 USD)

“Sometimes monsters get to a new city, don’t know anyone, and, because they’re monsters, have a hard time fitting in. This is usually when they go on a mad rampage destroying everything in sight. We’ve all seen it, read it, blogged about it. We at People Like Us love monsters and, should they ever come to visit/migrate/invade our town, we’ll welcome them with open arms. We really think that with a little help from our friends, murderous rampages will be few and far between.”

People Like Us Collective
Price: $49 AUD ($36.75 USD)

Is a plant? Is an octopus? No! It’s an Ocotplant. While this shirt is still on preorder, we still like it enough to post it here; not to mention it matches our site!
Limescreen
Price: $17 USD